frozen jimmy

When a person pees into a condom and ties it shut and then places said condom into a freezer. When the pee condom is fully frozen a woman then uses it as a dildo

Before I went out of town, I left her a frozen jimmy.

by Dr. Fealgood February 9, 2015

Frozen Pineapple

The code word intended for use whenever a girls nipples are really cold. If you're a good friend you'll use this and save her!

Gretchen......*cough* Frozen Pineapple *cough*.

by The Don's February 18, 2011

frozen land

Excruciatingly boring

That reminded me of the dumb movie, Frozen Land.. that was very frozen land.

by Locallybitransboy December 1, 2016

froman

The sausage king of Chicago.

"You're Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago?" "Yep, I'm Abe Froman."

by Mattius December 7, 2003

Frozen mom

A mother who always supplies her young female children with endless amounts of Frozen merchandise.

Darryl: Woah, that's a lot of Frozen stuff.

Jack: Yeah dude, she must be a Frozen mom

by MrStealYoMeme November 28, 2016

Frozen Logger

Freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Johnny was nervous when his partner slid in the frozen logger.

by Lagerhead June 9, 2017

frozen hoagie

The act of placing one's penis in a freezer or other cooling unit and then having sexual intercourse.

R: Yo, how'd your date with Marissa go last night, Gerald?
G: Pretty good, Reginald! Gave her the old frozen hoagie.

R: That sounds terrible!
G: It wasn't the worst!

by TheTaliben June 17, 2017