Frodo

The person you blame for anything that goes wrong in life.

*A brick drops on your foot.*

You: Goddamn it Frodo!

by I Am Gamliel October 21, 2010

fromobile

The name given to a vehicle-- typically a van-- of which the dude with the fro drives.

person 1: "Mickey has a lot of room in his fro for storing things."

person 2: "You should check out his fromobile! It's huge!"

-or-

Mickey: "Party at my house; to the fromobile!"

by JD "Lennon" November 22, 2009

Flocoutrement

Various items that are used during a woman's menstrual cycle.

Honey I need to run to the store to pick some flocoutrement.

by Pedro321 November 18, 2011

frobortion

The act of cutting or shaving off one's afro, especially when it gets out of control.

"My head got so hot this summer with my hair, so I totally decided to get a frobortion."

by psiidagama August 19, 2013

Frock

Australian: A woman's dress. Can be for a special occasion such as a ballgown - but can apply to day wear.

1) She answered the door in a cotton summer frock.
2) The bride wore a lovely frock with lace and shit on it.
3) There were some stunning frocks on the red carpet at the Oscars.

by Fast Rita September 11, 2006

Dirty Frodo

When a group of males ejaculate onto the feet of one participant. This is followed by all the males shaving their pubic hair onto the feet of the participant. The dry semen acts as a glue which keeps the hair on. Called a Dirty Frodo because in the unedited version of Lord of the Rings, Frodo receives one from all members of the fellowship.

Pervert 1: "Dude, you see that Sally chick? She passed out at a party and everyone else gave her a dirty frodo."

Pervert 2:"Radical dude!"

Regular dude: "You guys are fuckin wierd"

by Tristan the Man April 14, 2007

Frocrastination

When you wait to long to get a haircut.

Dang, your head is out of control. You need to stop that frocrastination and get to the salon.

by RoseHelen March 27, 2008