Easter high-five

a special high-five used around the Easter season in which both high-fivers form an egg shape with their hands and clash the eggs together

Phil: Well, I think we deserve an Easter high-five.

by Ria G April 4, 2015

fiveskin

Irregularly long foreskin.

My foreskin was long enough to be considered fiveskin

by Chodester July 16, 2003

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011

The King of Five Nights at Freddy’s

Markiplier is the King of Five Nights at Freddy’s and no one shall take his crown

Markiplier is the King of Five Nights at Freddy’s

by TheFancySquid June 20, 2019

Condolence High Five

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.

Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.

by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022

Five Finger Fangle Fop

The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.

Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.

by Shaft_H September 11, 2016

Shoot the five

The act of initiating a fight or fisticuffs.

"Some cat just cut me off and when we got to the red light he tried to check me. I asked him if he wanted to step out and shoot the five."

by ONeil S December 14, 2007