friendecrement

The feeling of sadness felt when one notices their friend count decrease after being defriended.

Randy was overcome by a wave of friendecrement when his wife defriended him on facebook.

by shoots-the-moon February 4, 2010

friendcestuous

Like incestuous, but with your friends. A group of friends that's oddly, freakishly close with each other. Hold hands, occasionally kiss, share toothbrushes. Sometimes significant others of the friends get jealous of how touchy feely they are.

Those girls over there are so friendcestuous. It's kinda hot, actually. They keep cuddling and licking each other.

by therainsmelody May 9, 2010

Friender's Remorse

The feeling you get when you 'friend' someone on Facebook, and that person spams you with dumb games or posts a bunch of inappropriate content.

I'm totally feeling some Friender's Remorse ever since Dave started posting racist jokes on my wall.

by Librarian Mike February 19, 2011

Friendenema

The act of Purging and cleansing of lousy friends via social media/contact deletion.

I just performed a Friendenema on Facebook and ended up deleting 54 people that I don't recognize.

by I am the Travis January 21, 2015

Friendetta

/ˈfrɛn'dɛtə/
noun

the opposite of a vendetta, wherein instead of going out of your way to harm or destroy a person, you dedicate all your energy to making their life as wonderful as possible. This can involve lavishing them with gifts, signing them up for fun arts and crafts classes or even just taking time out of your day to tell them how much they mean to you.

- Wow, Bill's been really down ever since his girlfriend let that amateur basketball team run a train on her
- You thinking what I'm thinking?
- Hell yeah dude, let's wage a friendetta on his cucky ass and give my man the best week of his life!

by maxiebaby January 14, 2019

whore friender

When a male "friends" a female on facebook who has a slutty profile picture.

I was was looking at a guy friends' facebook friends list, and saw several slutty girl's profile pictures. And I called him a whore friender.

by CC. Dixon May 29, 2010

Friendless

People who don't have friends

Hey Adriel! Where are your friends? Oh wait, you're friendless

by Iwillrektyourass October 22, 2018