fertada

A Fertada is someone is a few steps behind the average person. A full-on tard.

I talked to Sam about where the meeting was, don't listen to Sam, he's a Fertada, the guy is clueless.

by Reginald Fairfield May 4, 2016

Freethinkers of the South

A highly popular and active group of atheists, unwanted invalids, heathens and cunts infiltrating the facebook community, specializing in the art of logic, reason & trolling.

Freethinkers of the South is about much more than just spamming Christopher Hitchens' fan page to attract more members. It's about learning how to verbally dismember any opposition, under the guidance & training of the best atheists facebook as to offer.

by Yvresse June 18, 2011

fertleswiper

A very chubby penis, with lots of bulging veins.

"look at the Fertleswiper on that, it looks like a melted Mars bar"

by Keith Laird May 28, 2006

fertspit

The act of spitting in a cup and testing the saliva with Litmus paper to determine one's prime time to get knocked up.

also see fertspitter

My old lady fertspit purple so I'm going to hit it in the rear tonight, perhaps even hockey style.

by michaelchaskey October 16, 2008

fertspitter

A woman who spits in a cup in the morning to determine her level of fertility.

also see fertspit

That megabeast up front is the only fertspitter I've ever known.

by michaelchaskey October 16, 2008

Frector

When you break your index finger in someone's ass (can be permit disfigurement)

It was wild night , I ended up with a frector

by Angry T April 5, 2016

Fertile af

When you just mad horny and want to receive some intergalactic dome by the baddest dime of all.

Ayo you seen my Bio teacher ? She bad ash im feeling fertile af im trynna acquire some dome from her

by AdolfRizzler69 February 9, 2023