freeze the cheese

Act of holding in a fart; not cutting the cheese.

Remember to always be polite and freeze the cheese in elevators.

I was on a date with a hot chik and right when things got intense I had to blow some wind, but luckily instead I froze the cheese.

by anna1dee May 12, 2010

Freebatch

The shipping name for Martin Freeman / Benedict Cumberbatch offstage. This ship is often discriminated however these actors have amazing chemistry - even Benedict had difficulty explaining it for a well-spoken individual. Has stemmed off the ship Johnlock.

P1: "Did you see that interview last night?"
P2: "Yes, I totally ship Freebatch!"

by Anonymousat221 April 8, 2018

Freeballer

someone who doesn't wear underwear.

I consider myself a freeballer because I hate underwear.

by hotrod2k9 July 9, 2009

freebies

when you get something for free
could be aything from a sample of shampoo to sweets sweetcollect music or anything at all.

one good source of free stuff is www.talkfreebies.com

by MrW January 18, 2005

Freezer Sports

A competitive sport in which opponents attempt to open a freezer door using different body parts. No body part can be repeated during a competition if it has already been used successfully.

I managed to pull off a reverse chin at Freezer Sports last night.

by The Revisitter August 23, 2009

freeze dried

The act of consuming alcohol, marijuana, and mushrooms all at the same time.

Cody: Man, I just chased that mushroom with a shot of fireball!
Dennis: And you're high as balls!
Schuyler: Dude you're so freeze dried

by R!ff Raff July 1, 2014

Eskimo Freezer

The experience of having a sexual intercourse with an eskimo thot in the bleak cold tundra and your dick freezes in an erect position and cannot return flacid. Hence she breaks it off and uses it as a dildo for future use.

Yo Mom I don't have a dick anymore cuz I was put though an eskimo freezer last night.

by Qu1nine May 26, 2018