Freebird physics

When the solo of freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd comes on, all physics become complete and total bullshit. You can do whatever you need to do.

Bro did you see that guy in the cop chase? A piece of shit civic just turned into a Corvette!

"Yeah dude, that's freebird physics"

by Ttess1 June 16, 2023

Freebirding

For a male to begin arousing their partner but then abruptly begin Jerking off while the partner watches for the remainder of the evening successfully hogging the spot for the entire "song". Followed by immediately falling asleep

I am going to freebirding Debbie tonight

by Thepeenpickler May 30, 2018

Freebird

Not wearing Bras or any form of underwear under your clothing

"Yo man what was she wearing on your guys' night out?"

"She went Freebird, man."

by _Ender_ June 6, 2022

Going all Freebird

The act of going on for too long in any sort of conversation, presentation, or performance.

Jim was really going all Freebird on that marketing presentation! Half the room was dozing off by the time he wrapped up.

by Guy Frankfurter December 5, 2025