frankenfuck

noun
Hypothetical.
The ideal sex partner, composed from the best parts and features of different people.

verb
Hypothetical.
To have sex with a frankenfuck.

COWORKER 1:
Hey Doug, who's your frankenfuck (noun)?

COWORKER 2:
Well, let me see, Larry... I'd have to say Cheryl's ass on... Tammy's torso... with Tina's tits... and Monique's head.

COWORKER 1:
Yeah, I'd definitely frankenfuck (verb) that.

by Ronny Mecca October 31, 2007

Frankengina

The artificial manufacturing of the universe's most precious creation, vagina -- if god made anything better than pussy, he has kept it for himself. The Frankengina is a similar perversion of god's intent as the one described in the sci-fi classic "Frankenstein."

A Frankengina is created by taking a real working dick and turning it into a non-working, fake pussy. Then the excess/left over penile and scrotal tissue is used to manufacture artificial beef curtains that still smell and taste like ballsack when you're munching them.

Just the nauseating/horrific thought of being tricked into going "downtown" on a Frankengina is enough to swear off being a "vagitarian forever."

by kajoe March 8, 2007

Jonathan Frakes

An actor that hosted the show Beyond Belief for several years before fading into obscurity. He had an impressive beard and a wide arsenal of puns. Jonathan Frakes' favorite food is beans.

"Oh, hello! I didn't see you there. I'm Jonathan Frakes, and this is the wonderful world of golf."

by jfrakes_1952 October 10, 2009

Frankencode

A program or subprogram consisting of bits and pieces of other, possibly unrelated, code that only barely performs its function and is prone to errors. Much like Frankenstein's monster, such code can create havoc in a user's life.

I took pieces from three other programs and stitched together some Frankencode.

by Harlequin_1998 September 3, 2003

Franked

Being filled with fail;
Being pulled from success;
To be left in the middle of something without help;

Her project was going well, but she got Franked.

He was winning the race, but got Franked out of the win.

by AICASF April 11, 2008

frankenfrog

someone who looks like frankenstine crossed with a frog, see Deformed

what the fuck you look like a frankenfrog!!!!!!

by natty April 29, 2004

Anne Franked

When the cops come to bust a party and you or one of your buddies goes to hide in the bedroom or bathroom upon the authorities knocking.

"Dude, you totally Anne Franked at the party last week, everyone thinks you're a total bitch now."

by Guy Tornado December 8, 2009