Heinekin farts

The horrific bodily emissions which are a by product of the consumption of Heinekin beer. This phenomenon can occur with just about any beer, however, Heinekin is especially effective in producing this occurrence.

Oh my god Mike, that smells like Heinekin farts! You sick human being.

by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010

cartoon farts

A description of flatulence so shocking and extreme that it winds up being entertaining.

Startling percussive booms and deafening trumpet tones defined his uniquely humorous signature cartoon farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2019

fratstep

With the influx in popularity of the EDM scene, and Electronic music as a whole in America, dubstep has become a 2010-2011 fad. Due to the popularity with the younger crowd, and especially college students, the term Fratstep can be used to describe the dubstep played at college parties.

Initially coined by James Smith of Hadouken!, the term is interchangeable with any popular dubstep tracks.

"It's time to hit the gym, then to the tanning place, and afterwards, we gonna freak some beezies dancing to fratstep at the club"

by Philip the Water Tank October 6, 2011

farts alarm

When you feel like you need to poop, but when you sit down, all you do is pass gas.

I really thought I needed to take a crap, but it was just a farts alarm.

by Shilo Van Buren March 31, 2014

fartsounds

The dulcet tones of a long-term marriage.

Early on in our relationship I would always hear his heartsounds, but now it’s round-the-clock fartsounds!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

leprechaun farts

Slang for something seemingly magical that eventually backfires.

The plan seemed like a sure fire moneymaker but revealed itself to consist only of leprechaun farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2021

Ramen Farts

The incontinence caused by consuming a diet of mainly Ramen noodles. Characteristic effects include gurgling stomach, hungry feeling, and silent farts. Some of these effects are amplified if the Ramen noodles are consumed with cheap beer, and a noxious odor is then associated with the farts.

Dude, I gotta start getting some real food. These Ramen farts are going to be the death of my social life.

by starvingnbroke November 18, 2010