Jordan fraction

An improper, or "top-heavy" fraction, one in which the numerator is greater than the denominator. The term is derived from Ms Katie Price (aka Jordan), a glamour model of quite extraordinarily enhanced proportions.

An intentionally misleading and yet correct statement as to the time taken to accomplish a stated task.

I'll be along to assist you in a jordan fraction of a second (Just as soon as I've finished this coffee).

by tony, not anthony May 18, 2006

Fractional ownership

When your friend is being a cheap, sneaky son of a bitch.

Mauss is trying to trick me into fractional ownership of a camper and/or plane.

by c-dall October 15, 2016

Fetcation

When you take time out of your day to browse through Fetlife.

Boss is out of the office, time for a fetcation

by Dressy July 13, 2018

Fancation

Fancation: A celeb taking a vacation away from fans.

A celeb tells a friend or a relative they're going on a fancation. They ask, fancation? Celeb says yes, a vacation far away on a very secluded island away from fans. I really need a fancation.

by brooklynne84 August 26, 2018

Fraction of a bees foreskin

Very little

That tree is a fraction of a bees foreskin compared to the one I cut down.

by Bobblesnoffaliss October 24, 2019

Frutation

Frutation - A mutation of fruit.

Example - "Corr, look at that fruit. Proper ugly."
"Must be a frutation bruv."

by Bibli0ph0bia September 7, 2023

thornton fractional south high school

Also known locally as "TF Shitty," TFSouth high school is a small garbage institue in Lansing, Illinois. Illegal activity is minimal, as is the white population. The teachers either care too little or too much.

There's a 3D printer in that weird lab in the 500 hallway? And the water fountains still taste like rust and pneumonia...TF Shitty, am I right?

*Rebel Recognition Voice* "Good afternoon, Thornton Fractional South High School staff and students..."

by m8sonj4r February 15, 2017