fossildick

Elderly men who flirt with and/or try to hook up with women 23 and younger.

Old men who want to date young women.

Yuck, that nasty 'fossildick' keeps staring at me. I heard he followed you around last night and tried to get your phone number.

by J-doll September 9, 2008

fosse

n. (faussee) 1.a famous dance corriographer known for his uber-gay moves.

adj. (faussee) 2. extravogant, unnecessary, overboard.
3. gay.

Drew is watching his lover stephan prance around the apartment and says,"ooh stephan! you are SO Fosse right now."

by winksie April 13, 2008

fossilize

Verb: to defecate or take a shit; to poop

"Man, I just ate that taco bell, now I need to fossilize, on the real."

by Leemz May 21, 2008

foosaw

1. can be used instead of stupid or as a generic insult
2. an exclamation of glee

1. You idiot! Why are you being such a foosaw?
2. When i got my paycheck early i was all like, "Foosaw! I got my paycheck early man!"

by wisechild November 15, 2006

Fassassin

A person that seemingly stalks and lives to write comments trashing or making fun of items you post on Facebook. This includes a buddy that will twist the post to bring up embarrassing situations about you.

Post: "Just had a great dinner at a new French restaurant."

Comment: "Was it like that time you took that chick you met on the internet to dinner and brought her home only to find out it was a transvestite?"

Reply: "Dude, don't be a fassassin."

by The District July 18, 2009

fossil dad

A father age 45+ when a child is born. A fossil dad is usually unable to play with his kids due to physical limitations brought upon by advanced age. Fossil dads combine the grumpiness, intolerance, and ignorance of today's price levels of a grandparent with the lack of understanding of a regular-age dad. Infrequently spotted with fossil moms.

There are two types of fossil dads:

1) The most common by far are dads who had children with Mom 1 on a normal schedule, then shacked up with younger Mom 2 who wanted her own kids and found himself awake at 3am cleaning poop off his sleeve for the first time in 20 years.

2) Less common are the first-timers who, for reasons of religious commitment or other strictures took a little extra time to find "the right woman for him."

Kevin Costner is a famous fossil dad with the resources to buy his way out of definition #1 above.

by Awnlooker May 14, 2010

fassantasies

(n) A fantasy centered on Michael Fassbender, particularly as he is reprising the role of Magneto.

Fassantasies: far superior to McAntasies.

by ContraryConformist August 12, 2011