Formalities

Pretending to be interested in a girl when truthfully you just want sex.

Scott: What are we doing?

Jane: Watching a movie.

Scott: But why...

Jane: I don't know.

Scott: Let's skip the formalities. C'mon to my room.

Jane: Okay.

by Miss. Thang Thang July 8, 2009

Farmacist

A person who has a formal education in farming.

I am not a farmer... I am a Farmacist!

by alfromelkhorn July 25, 2021

Turd formation

The act of being completely discombobulated in a position that makes you look like the smallest of hobbits

After a night of massive debachury, Caroline assumes turd formation in the corner to ponder her existence.

by Caroline Bachelorette Homies March 23, 2019

Rock formation

The part of a rock formation that endures is the part that never changes. The part that gets blown away changes, and it doesn't last.

Change never lasts, the part of the rock formation that refuses to change is all that lasts/endures.

by Solid Mantis April 20, 2021

Spread-cunt Formation

Commanding your troops in Age of Empires II to arrange themselves into a spread-like formation, in which enemy troops cannot proceed beyond yours.

"I hate it when Shannon uses the fucking spread-cunt formation!"

by Exedorph December 31, 2016

Mass Formation Psychosis

When someone makes a phrase up on a podcast, and rapid sheep fanboys rush to Urban Dictionary to try and include a “real” definition.

Person 1: “Hey man, you might have Mass Formation Psychosis!”
Person 2: “Yeah man, you’re right, check out my pants…”
Person 1: “No, bro, that’s just a big turd.”

by RickyWake January 9, 2022

generative formalism

Proposal that the biological emergence of language was caused by a reaching of a critical level of female-inherited genetic variation.

Generative formalism says that language emerged when one reached a threshold-level of genetic variation as inherited from one's FEMALE ancestors.

Ironically this was caused by male looting and conquest.

by metawave November 3, 2019