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Dr. Fording

When a grown woman speaks like a teenager using extreme vocal fry, to get undeserved sympathy.
I broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her cheating, and I have refused to take her calls. She's been leaving messages on my voicemail, Dr. Fording.
by Haha2900 October 4, 2018
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foiling

when two guys poop into each others butthole, a type of fetish
larry and robert love foiling with each other
by robbieboy77 June 26, 2009
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Forking

The process of sticking large salad/decorational forks in people's yards in the middle of the night (an upgrade of toilet papering). Usually accompanied by spray painting their lawns a variety of colors.
I would have gone out to the party with you, but I was forking that jackasses yard last night.
by EricaJayne September 3, 2007
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Double Forking

1. The act of two women spooning, causing a fork. The fork is created by the two women's hair intertwining. Most common between lesbians. Can get loud if done right.

2. The act of using a fork to hold the end of a joint at a time when it is too small for fingers to hold it. Prevents burning of hands and allows the joint to go on for longer.
1. Those two lesbians were double forking last night. I could hear it.

2. I need to start double forking this joint because I don't want to put it out yet.
by fork90210 October 2, 2009
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folling

Common online misspelling of the word "following".
"Stop folling me you pervert!"
by Che Aleko August 3, 2005
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fouling the pavement

1: What people continue to let their dogs do despite so-called laws.

2: What the council do by putting up all those hideous new lamp posts (usually featureless metal posts with shapeless lumps of plastic on top of them, resembling giant golf clubs). Thanks to carefree, penny-pinching councils, we now have old town and village centres looking like football pitches full of floodlights. We also have landfill sights struggling to cope with the thousands of perfectly good lamp posts which have been removed due to pointless rules and regulations.
Howcome the council don't get fined for fouling the pavement. Go away and take your cheap rubbish with you.
by Stormsworder October 25, 2006
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Fowling piece

A shotgun; named after the birds hunters use to kill them. . Probably the rarest and most cumbersome way to say shotgun.
Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabit wit my fowling piece.
by Buster Heimann March 4, 2008
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