Ford

Firestones got
Obliterated when
Running
Down-hill

Fucker
Overheated
Running
Down-hill

Flipped
Over and
Rolled into
Ditch

Fony (Phony)
Over-simplified
Rolling
Disaster

Use you imagination
My Ford "flipped over and rolled into a ditch" when I exited the freeway going too fast.
by SteveED November 03, 2004
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n.
1) worst of worst
2) mediocre

When used in conjunction with the word car (1) applies; when used in conjuction with the word truck (2) applies
Known acronyms:

Fix Or Repair Daily
Fucked Old Rebuilt Dodge
Forty-third On Race Day

even backwards ...
Driver Returns On Foot
by Hicksey December 19, 2003
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Ford sucks! No, Chevy sucks! No Ford sucks! No, Chevy sucks! -- Stop your arguing you stupid little brats, THEY BOTH SUCK!
by AntiGop May 03, 2005
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1. a crap car company
2. abrv. from crap car company meaning fix or repair daily.
Woo man what happened to your car
Crashed it
again?
yep thats why its a ford
o cuz u need to fix or repair it daily
by James Hopwood February 08, 2004
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1. The company responsible fof not just the best selling Full Size truck since 1979, but also the best selling vehicle of all time,

2. The manufacturing company for the mustang, the best selling sports car of all time.

3. Also responsible for the best selling midsized SUV of all time, the Explorer
Ford, so many derogetory achronyms, but,

Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Ratles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time
by Enraged Teenager December 01, 2004
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The FORD car is also aka as Fix or Repair Daily
by ToughGunner September 25, 2005
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For
Old
Retarded
Drivers

Shitty trucks and cars that have been recalled more times than I can remember.
Some dude: I bought a Ford.
Me: Take it back, and get something else that doesn't have a blue oval.
by wartribe March 25, 2005
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