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neutral kitchen footprint

The amount of mess left in the kitchen by a person, group, or animal. Especially problematical with men, children and dogs. The goal is to be kitchen neutral, where every item taken out of the cupboards, drawers and refrigerator should be returned, eaten or disposed of, creating a neutral effect.
Ryan: Dude, I thought we were going longboarding now. Why are you cleaning up the kitchen?
Zach: My Mom makes us have a neutral kitchen footprint, so I have to clean up the dishes before we go.
by suzibella January 18, 2012
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Footprint

About 3 foot 2 inches lower than a Cunt.
Your a fucking footprint
by Mr. Wick 2.0 October 13, 2021
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Relationship Footprint

The number of relationships you have had/have before/after settling for The One.
Sita: U know what, Aj has finally found the One!

Prita: Guess he realized his relationship footprint was going overboard.
by Sudhanthira August 12, 2011
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Cabin Footprint

The amount of carbon dioxide - essentially zero - emitted due to the consumption of fossil fuels by a person in the grip of Cabin Fever, staying at home during the pandemic.
She wasn't flying. She wasn't driving. She wasn't even walking, except to pace her apartment in a state of cabin fever. She figured she could at least be proud of her tiny cabin footprint.
by Monkey's Dad April 6, 2020
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