footonkle

A combination of the foot, toe and ankle. Often referring to a foot, toe and ankle doctor, also known as a pediatrist.

My girlfriend and I are sitting in the waiting room at the footonkle doctor.

by krull17 May 16, 2011

footlong

A male reproductive organ, the size of Justin's penis... 12 inches.

Evan: Yo man, dat be a da craziest footlong i dun seen
Justin: yea i know. sorry u only got the 3 incher.

by JB July 7, 2003

fraudulent footlong

a loot long wang thats been modified to equal a foot, usually by an extension, vacuum pump, or pills. etc.

girl 1: damn look at that cock on that white guy
Girl 2: nah that aint big hes got a fraudulent footlong

by The deal man May 20, 2009

Five dollar footlong line

The wanting to snort a powdered sub sammich off of a man's genitals.

"Man, I did a five dollar footlong line off of Doug last night. It was intense."

by Rathboneee February 12, 2012

Subway $5 Footlong

Used to describe a mans large penis

Girl 1: "Bro I was fucking Michael, and his dick was so long."
Girl 2: "Yeah I fucked him too. It was a Subway $5 Footlong, and boy did it taste good."

by Vanilla Water November 9, 2017

A Lew Bear Footlong

A large male member slathered in salad and coleslaw with a possible side of cookies

When the night need to end in a bang and you need an explosion in your mouth always go for a A Lew Bear Footlong

by The Northern One October 10, 2021

5 dollar footlong

how long my boyfriends dick is. ;

Kate: So what did you do last night?
Alex: Well lets just say my boyfriend has a 5 dollar footlong. ;

by yerstinkingmom May 22, 2008