FONKAR

an impossible task, an uphill task, something that just cant be done

Trying to get you to come online is becoming a fonkarous attempt, where are you?

by Cleobrutus September 20, 2011

fonké

how the french people say funky

latetitia casta is some fonké lady.

by slimjohn May 11, 2006

Fonked

When you fuck a girl so hard she’s crying and screaming and your neighbors dog comes and joins

I fonked her hard

by Fonker69 October 17, 2019

fonkey

Expression of coolness

j00 are teh fonkey, yo!

by Mandy October 1, 2003

Fonkey

a fake or false monkey, usually a person who's appearance greatly resembles a monkey

Corey: Hey Ernest.....Hey monkey you need to quit ignoring me
Ernest: Y'all gonna quit, I ain't no monkey
Corey: You right, you a fake monkey
James: A Fonkey

by cvcroskey May 1, 2018

Fonkebabe

When a bloke is so shitcocked that he/she doesn’t know how to speak or text- ends up frolics around the club/ beer garden

Friend 1: Yo bro wya? We’re at the pub across the street.

Friend 2: “Word deme wow come. I am a doing fonkebabe soon“

by TheReal961 June 11, 2023

fonky tonkin

fonky people that honky tonk. you usually dont want to be around these people. they are loud stupid and annoying. they wear nasty clothes, usually the kind that has been worn for a week. they ride in their trucks hollering at everyone for no apparent reason. these people would be the types to go honky tonkin' with normal people,but they just too nasty and annoying.

Tom 1:dude, were those some fonky tonkers?
Bill 2: yea, i believe so, did u see what they were wearing?
Tom: yea dude, they were totally fonky tonkin.
Bill: Man, lets get outta here they're coming this way!

by katelyn (SHOSBY) April 7, 2011