Flimph

n. One who sucks farts out of seat cushions

Don is such a flimph, as soon as this bus stops and that guy sitting over there gets up, Don will go over there and suck any farts out of that seat cushion.

by TantraRabbit November 29, 2005

fmiP

similar to fml, but short for "fuck my iPhone."

can be used in any negative occurence with an iPhone.

"everytime i spell 'yayy,' spell check changes it to 'tatty!' fmiP."

by elrissaaa March 14, 2010

flimpinshnooser

An ultra pump.

Hey, you should put out that fire with a flimpinshnooser!

by Soxie1 December 29, 2009

Frimply

Simply Frugal

Lets do this frimply.

Most things are done efficiently if done frimply

by frimply December 25, 2018

Frimping

Friend simping; the act of obsession over a being someone’s friend that you simp over them in a non sexual don’t wanna fuck but wanna be besties way.

I’m frimping over justin Bieber so hard, I wanna be his friend so bad

by Youreapieceofshit October 1, 2020

Fmimf

Faggot nigga from Sydney who sticks his below average penis in the mouth of underage carp!!!!

The fmimf rapes little carp!

by Fmimf the Gaylord October 2, 2021

Frimping

Primping for the middle aged - combined frump with primp.

Argh, my daughter in law is coming, I guess I'd better spend some time frimping."

by Bitsofluff August 19, 2022