florentino

gentelman, erotic, sexual, non-gay, man whore,gets all the woman, men dislike him for his romanticness with the woman

damn florentino gots game!!

by juan mode June 21, 2011

Frozen cock stiff

Used to describe the weather or something that is frozen solid

I tried to start my car after work, but it was frozen cock stiff
What is it like out side? Ugh it's frozen cock stiff out there

by Diamonds21D December 29, 2014

Florence Welch

A literal queen. She is the lead singer in a band called Florence and the Machine. She has a book called useless magic, with lyrics and poetry, as well as some pictures she made.

The lead singer in Florence and the Machine is Florence Welch. She is a queen.

by flyettyeet October 24, 2018

frozen pierogi

When a Polish person misplaces their gag ball or bite stick and uses the only thing they can find in the freezer. Commonly used by gay pollocks during anal sex with large pieces of household appliances.

Tim wanted to play toaster oven anal pullout again but he swallowed the gag ball the last time they played. He suggested we could use a Frozen Pierogi. So John hit the freezer and tied some string to a pierogi. Not only did it do the trick but Tim had a delicious polish snack.

by Johnnyb7230 June 3, 2020

Florenz

A small little Bitch with no life.
He gets no bitches
He is allergic to bitches
Sometimes spelled as Florans
and said like: Flooorens

Oh no, there is a Florenz.
Oh sorry i am Florenz.

by BroodjeXL May 12, 2022

Frozen Canoe

When you take a shit and then freeze your turds and then use them as dildos.

Last night I had an awesome shit so I gave my girl a frozen canoe!

Last night I had diarrhea and I couldn't give my girl a frozen canoe!

by Melizabeth Blones January 29, 2009

busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.

I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.

by Coell June 13, 2006