Dude, honestly. I've been sitting here all day thinking about flogging the dolphin. But, there's no lotion. Fuck!
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I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
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SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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The act that follows dirty laundry hamper digging at your female friends house when you discover worn underwear and proceed to violently wrap them around your cock and bust one out in the shortest time possible.
Wow I was at *Lady friends name* house and had a good power flogging in her laundry hamper. Fuck there was some nice smelling ones in there!
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