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Floatie

The act of fellatio (oral stimulation of the male sex organ) being performed while on the open water (fresh or salt).
Holy mofo, that chick can really suck the meat! She gives one hell of a “floatie”!!!
by Sik Bastid July 23, 2022
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National Floatie Day

september 19 is national floatie day grab your floaters and jump in the pool bitches
"Hey did you hear it's national floatie day?"
by Ello lauv September 8, 2020
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floaty blower

A device that blows up your sexual and non-sexual floatations
Do you have a floaty blower that we can use for our male figure blow up doll?

Do you have a floaty blower for our woggle?
by Floatyblower June 23, 2022
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floaty bottom

Dumbass is a floaty bottom for acting so high and mighty
by Zombiemurdoras July 26, 2024
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Floaty biscuit

Who's left a floaty biscuit in the toilet
by Jellydoc August 6, 2016
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Corn floatie

The grossness that is corn or any other whole vegetables or items, eaten and then pooped out whole, that float in the toilet water seperate from the poop.
I looked back and down and there was a corn floatie in my poop water.
by Babyquigly November 24, 2017
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Floaty Boys

A term referring to a character in Smash Brothers Ultimate that has at least 3 or more jumps or has some serious air game.

Originated in “Campbell House” and pioneered by Colin Campbell and Marcel Mendoza.
“Lets play floaty boys!”
“Sure, I got Kirby!”
“I’ll take Jiggs.”
by Thania P. November 20, 2019
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