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Flooping

" Lauren, stop flooping the bees! "
by Flooper May 1, 2010
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flip-flopping

1) Something politicians or political groups do. They agree with something then later disagree with it, then later agree with it again an unspecified amount of times.

2) Something members of the opposite sex do. They flirt with you then ignore you, as if they are flip-flopping about whether they like you or not.
1) The Greens are often flip-flopping on many issues, eg illegal drugs. They said they would legalise them, now they say they will not.

2) "Man, that guy is a flip-flopper of the highest degree. He asked me out on Friday and on Monday he told me he was getting back with his ex."
by choochoobear April 22, 2006
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Floating Brain

The bare ball-sack of a young and highly promiscuous young man!
'"I'm going to give you a floating brain in the face!"
":O"
by John from 17 March 3, 2010
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Bangkok Floating Market

Having two gorgeous Thai girls with you in a hotel bathtub, with each floating from end to end crossing paths in the middle and passing various fruits and flowers from the hotel room provisions.

This is in lieu of actually making a trip to the outdoor floating market that is at least 2 hours drive from Bangkok. An unrealistic distance to travel, especially when a short weekend trip to Bangers is usually less than 48 hours.
Hey, had a great time at the Bangkok Floating Market this weekend in Bangers. Couldn't have done much more with the hangover I had. Truth be told, I visited on Saturday AND Sunday mornings and visited different vendors. The product was exceptional and well worth the trip.
by Friends of Suzie Wong March 4, 2010
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Floating Colours

½ of achievement, not-so-great triumph, to do something half perfect, neither fail nor succeed
Marco: Mum, look! I got flyin' colours for my drawing!

Mum: It should be floating colours, you misspelled your name.
by Hazique15 August 21, 2011
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race flopping

Purposely engaging in racially-offensive speech for the purpose of complaining about the subsequent accusations of racism.

The word was coined by a commenter after Matthew Yglesias, an author and major political blogger, bemoaned the lack of a suitable term for the behavior on his blog.

It plays off of the sports-related definition of flop. In both cases the flopper is trying to make the other person's behavior appear to be the problem. For the race flopper the "foul" is usually being too PC.
Shock jocks are often accused of race flopping.
by Xelgaex August 12, 2009
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floating mexican

when you shit in tube sock, then take a piss on it, and then hit someone's head with it.
I had butt piss really bad last night, so so I decided to give Steveie Wonder a floating mexican except this one was a little sloppy.
by the Votee June 2, 2005
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