Flush and flee 

To defecate in a public toilet, then flush only to see the water level rise, then cheese it without doing anything to remedy the situation.

I had to complain to the Denny's manager after I went to the men's room and discovered the floor wet and vile stench of feces. Some asshole pulled the old flush and flee.

Flush and flee by Red001 April 21, 2015

Finish and flee 

When you’re having sex with a married woman and her husband comes home, so you try to finish before he catches you.

Alex was banging a married woman when all of a sudden he heard footsteps. Thus he proceeded to finish and flee

Finish and flee by KurtiSafc July 11, 2019

fart and flee

The act of farting in a public place while accompanied by one or more persons and immediately walking away from said person(s). Fart and flee is most effective and hilarious when executed in a retail store (i.e. Walmart) which is crowded so that the person(s) you leave behind is assumed to be the culprit. In order to successfully fart and flee, it is important to keep a straight face as passerbys look with horror at the person(s) being wrongfully blamed. Fart and flee occurs more frequently during the holiday season as shoppers are out for hours and their usual eating habits are interrupted.

Jane: "Ohmigosh, I was in Old Navy with John and he totally pulled a fart and flee. As I was asking the salesgirl where I could find the $5 performance fleece scarves, she nearly gagged on the smell and glared at me before 'pretending' to receive a call on her employee headset. Meanwhile, John was trying not to laugh as he watched me from the polo shirt display with his face bright red."

fart and flee by Truthseekah December 7, 2010

Fuck and Flee 

When you flee from the scene after the woman you just had sex with goes to "clean up".

"Yo, dog, you shoulda SEEN this bitch I had last night! But she was mad crazy, yo. I had to fuck and flee!"

Fuck and Flee by IchBinStig December 1, 2011

fuck & flee 

Dating someone just to get in their pants then dumping him or her, usually in persuit of another piece.

Well, first you FUCK (decidedly in and out motion), and then you FLEE the scene.
"you dating Carissa?"
" yeah but its just a fuck & flee deal, nothing big."

fuck & flee by Little Ugly Eddie March 5, 2008

Fetus and Flee

The act of a man, typically African American but not always, impregnating a woman and leaving her to raise the baby as a single welfare queen.

"Tyrone is a savage yo! Dat nigga pulled dat fetus and flee on Tyisha!"

Fetus and Flee by John Niggington June 10, 2020

Fuck n flee 

"When you have sex with someone and sneak out of their place before they wake up." - Jennifer

"Woke up this morning to give Jordan a kiss after a memorable one night stand. Realized they pulled a fuck n flee when my place was empty except for me and my cats. No phone number. No dignity. No goodbye. "

Fuck n flee by TrueStories4689 November 20, 2016