Flaxen Chulupa

An extremely hairy vagina (where hair has even spread to the asshole) where the hair has matted together by filth due to poor hygiene resulting in a hairy stinky unpleasantness

jesus i went to go down on this bitch last night and she had a right Flaxen Chulupa, nearly threw up from the smell

by Ibram Gaunt August 12, 2010

trans-flaxon

inter demensional beacon made of flax and trans-fatty acids.

the trans-flaxon went off too late so i was late for school

by jebus crites November 30, 2003

flaxamaphone

Someone who plays the Flute , an Alto Sax , and a Mellophone .

Sara's a flaxamaphone.

by Bryson Conwell June 26, 2005

flaxey

Fluffy and sexy.

Damn, she’s flaxey..

by hailwords May 24, 2018

flaxbeard

Imma ‘bout to get $500

“Flaxbeard is about to get me $500 baby!”

by Sdcassddc October 6, 2020

Flaxy

The thickest most sexy mf alive legends say that you can he his ass cheeks clapping from around the globe he's also the most built manly man.

Hey is that flaxy I can hear clapping?

by Dom Cweam April 13, 2021

Flaxily

The literal meaning of perfect, the best genderqueer on earth, your mother’s best friend, your mother’s lover, your mother’s partner. The total giga chad and the best sex therapist.

“ur mom”
hey it’s flaxily’s job to say that!

by Flaxily December 17, 2021