Flarping

The act of fapping while LARPing

Tom: Why is Brian's hand down his pants?
Mike: Oh, he's flarping to that wood elf over there.
Tom: Just repulsive.

by w33dx4xl1f3 August 10, 2010

Flark

To fart in your hand and put it on someons face

Lol I flarked my mom while she was asleep.

by Mr .kitty February 17, 2010

flarknan

a weird person who tends to flark a lot

man, look at that flarknan
wow what a flarknan
YOU FLARKNAN!

by Zailik August 19, 2010

Florpkin

The line that goes down your dick and ballsack and connects to your taint

My florpkin is so crusty

by 420OnionScoper June 14, 2016

Flarp

Used sparingly, "Flarp" is just an entertaining and less extreme way of saying "Fuck" without any of the associated meaning or negative connotation.

What the flarp Kevin!? We're gonna be late because of you!

Everything was going as planned, but then you came along and flarped it all up!

by HexArmageddon July 4, 2017

flarpsmildarf

Chandler Bing makes this as Monica's Valentines Day present.
Means nothing.
You know that big 90's sitcom, Friends? From that

"I made a flarpsmildarf."- Chandler Bing

by SnailMail500 March 2, 2019

Flarp

When you burp, fart and sneeze at the same time. NOT a good time. Unless your into that stuff then it can get you SUPER-DY DUPER hard .

Bro, I just got sooo hard
Why?
I Flarped
Aw shit bro I’m so jelly

by Biggy_Dicky March 2, 2019