Flannet

1) Polite, affectionate term for the spam purse. Your mother's sausage wallet.

2) Pet name for your girlfriend (see also 'Jizz Jar')

After a good hour spent frotting, Emily's flannet began to kick up something awful.

by The Ginger Terrorist November 22, 2005

Ambulance Flankers

Cars or motorcycles that trail right behind an ambulance, taking advantage of it's right to pass by traffic anyway, anytime, anywhere.

Damn those ambulance flankers, they scratched my car when passing by!

by happinessisawarmgun999 December 16, 2009

flanker

1) While performing cunnalingus on a dead women, the act of having your friend or accomplice hit the stomach( prreferably via jumping) causing fermaldahyde to be sloshed on your face

Upon my completion of the flanker, I died as Sir Galahad died, knowing I would never be as pure as I was at that moment

by 411 j00r b453 r b310ng 2 m3 September 15, 2004

Flacket

A flannel jacket.

Flackets are a sign that society is imploding.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Flacket Pop

The secretion of moist vaginal fluid when a female becomes sexually aroused.

"Let me go down on you and taste your flacket pop flavours"

by gamerdave January 18, 2007

flanker pipe

peeing out of ur butt

Sean flanker piped in the bathrrom

by ?Quinn May 11, 2004

Flacket

A flacket is a combination of a fleece and a jacket. They are often found whilst dredging the bottom of Scottish lochs.

Eoin: Hey Keith where did you get your flacket?

Keith: From the bottom of Loch Ness!

by beetlejuiceecis May 21, 2009