Armenian Foreplay

Consists of tickling one's goat until it spews cheese!!!
BEWARE!!!! (Ladies) Armenian men believe women are like goats!!!

Armen: So I heard Anoush wants forplay.

Habib: Are you planning on Armenian Foreplay?

Armen: WTF?

Habib: You know.....Tickling her like goat......

Armen: Yeah bro, I plan to tickle her till she spews cheese!

by Shabbali March 21, 2010

Foreplay

A phase in which a couple get ready for sex. It can include kissing and touching, anywhere around the body, which will sexually arouse and stimulate the pair of lovers.

Be warned. It's hasn't got 'fore' in it for no reason. Once you start, don't stop. Unless you want everything to be fkn awkward.

Jim: "Hey Henry. How'd you and your girlfriend pan out last night? ;)"

Henry: "Ho, Jim. I was kissing her like the sexy beast I am. She began to moan, so i started touching her... ;)"

Jim: "HENRY. YOU DONE FOREPLAY!?!?!? :D"

Henry: "Haha yeah. The her vag swallowed my hand and we stopped ;D"

Jim: "... D:"

Henry: "What???"

by gottaloveit. April 13, 2011

fireplace answering machine bullshit

n.- anything that sucks or is completely pointless.

I'm sick of all the fireplace answering machine bullshit paypal puts you through to create an account.

by Grams of Justin April 5, 2005

foreplay

The excuse par excellence if you are caught in the act of adultery.

Husband: YOU! What are you doing with my wife???
Adulterer: Well, seeing as I knew you were going to bone her later, I thought I would save you some trouble by doing the foreplay for you.
Husband: Oh, that's very considerate of you, old chap, you are such a true friend, etc etc

by Dr Pinch April 8, 2006

fireplace insert

Slang term referring to a member of the Jewish community

That fireplace insert over there has a big nose because air is free.

by toyle bona December 31, 2009

Retail Foreplay

(N) Purchasing gift(s) for some one with the expressed hope that they sleep with you.

John bought Stacey a pearl necklace as retail foreplay. It certainly paid off. She blew him before the gift wrap hit the floor.

by John the Heeb January 11, 2012

foreplay

The definition that you absolutely do NOT want to read while eating dinner and wearing sweat pants...

Reading foreplay definitions will give you a boner.

by Biden is a dick April 19, 2021