firehole

Is slang for when you go to take a dump after eating spicy food and you get that hot and sometimes unbearable burning sensation at your butthole. You know you have had firehole before if you have ever felt the need to sit in ice water after or during a hot dump. Firehole can be bad and will force you to take small breaks between turds so your butthole can cool off.

Man that chili gave me some bad firehole this morning.

by jwatkins936 November 14, 2013

firehouse

when two people are too kinky for kinky sex, and decide to light the womans pubes on fire and the guy puts it out with his cum

"baby, i think we've got to a point in our relationship where we can firehouse..what do you say"
"hell yeah get the lighter"

by sex on fire addict November 29, 2009

Firehouseing

In the middle of a romping session of hardcore penetration, you take cologne and a lighter, proceed to light a womans shave cave on fire and shove your meat stick right in her flaming cunt hole. Right before and third degree burns permanently scar, you then pull out right before you blow a giant five roper and put out the blazing vagina. If done correctly the end result should consist of a perfectly hairless pussy, all hairs burned off, and a full stomach since all of this is done while eating a delicious sub from Firehouse.

Dude: dont move baby...

Chick: what are you doing?!?!?!!

Dude: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM FIREHOUSEING UR ASS! *lights pussy on fire

Chick: AAHAAUAHAUHAHAHAHUAHUAGUHAUGUUAUAA!!!!!

by cockjuggling thundercunt December 30, 2009

Austrian Firehouse

When a girl that your fucking has a huge bush and while you are about to cum you lite her pubes on fire and you then cum on them and she eats the mixture.

Omg, my boyfriend gave me an Austrian Firehouse and i totally had to bust a HUGE shit afterwards.

by Yourmotherlover March 13, 2010

firehouse chili

The act of pouring hot sauce on your rubber, and performing anal sex. Dave's Insanity sauce is the preferred hot sauce for this act

That was some 5 star firehouse chili. Did you see her tears of approval?

by goatwrangler December 7, 2009

old redmond firehouse

the coolest place in washington to hang out that isn't in seattle, for teens in a safe environment with tons of stuff to do. they have shows all the time and teen feeds, it's so fun.

also called the ofh for short.

hey guys let's go to the old redmond firehouse and watch *insert really cool band name here* play! i heard their lead singer is hot.

by modrocker90 July 20, 2008

Firehoser

A member of the closed Facebook group "American Mensa Firehouse". Thanks to its policy of no moderation, the discussions tend to be lively and as mentioned in the group's description, sometimes "make you wish you could bleach your brain".

Go ahead. Post it. We're all firehosers here.

by Mister Andre April 13, 2017