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South Dakota Firehose

A sexual act involving a woman and one or more men. The woman lights her vagina on fire, and the man or men use their penises like firehoses and put out the fire.
Marissa suffered third-degree burns after a South Dakota Firehose gone wrong
by CDRTickledick December 8, 2019
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ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.
Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>
by forumssuck May 9, 2008
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drinking from the firehose

to be overwhelmed (with information, work, etc.); to do something intensely; to be inundated
I'm still drinking from the firehose, learning all about working in this new world that I find myself in.

I've been drinking from the firehose this semester, trying to pass all these chemistry courses.
by Hypercycloid September 6, 2008
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Wet Firehose

When your boyfriend/girlfriend has diarrhea, but runs out of toilet paper. You pee into their butthole cleaning out the excess poop for them.
I took a really wet poop, but didn't have any toilet paper. Thankfully my girlfriend was over and gave me a wet firehose
by DirtyDonkey January 9, 2008
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firehose

A derogatory slur used to refer to circumcised men. The term references the force and speed with which urine exits a circumcised penis.
Person 1: “Apparently Greg is a firehose.”
Person 2: “What? How does he jack off?”
by hyehyehyahyahya April 9, 2024
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brown firehose

Explosive, soupy diarrhea, the kind that shoots out of your butt with so much volume and intensity that you could probably put out a fire.
You better not eat too many Cinnabons, or you’ll end up on the toilet with a brown firehose.
by Muhhhhgooooo September 24, 2022
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Tijuana firehose

Set a girls boobs on fire, then titty fu*k her while peeing
Im going to to give this hoodrat a "Tijuana firehose "!!
by Illanoize March 23, 2021
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