A sexual act involving a woman and one or more men. The woman lights her vagina on fire, and the man or men use their penises like firehoses and put out the fire.
by CDRTickledick December 8, 2019

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.
Girl: I'm Lisa.
Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.
Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>
Girl: I'm Lisa.
Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.
Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>
by forumssuck May 9, 2008

I'm still drinking from the firehose, learning all about working in this new world that I find myself in.
I've been drinking from the firehose this semester, trying to pass all these chemistry courses.
I've been drinking from the firehose this semester, trying to pass all these chemistry courses.
by Hypercycloid September 6, 2008

When your boyfriend/girlfriend has diarrhea, but runs out of toilet paper. You pee into their butthole cleaning out the excess poop for them.
I took a really wet poop, but didn't have any toilet paper. Thankfully my girlfriend was over and gave me a wet firehose
by DirtyDonkey January 9, 2008

A derogatory slur used to refer to circumcised men. The term references the force and speed with which urine exits a circumcised penis.
by hyehyehyahyahya April 9, 2024

Explosive, soupy diarrhea, the kind that shoots out of your butt with so much volume and intensity that you could probably put out a fire.
by Muhhhhgooooo September 24, 2022

by Illanoize March 23, 2021
