Firecracker Fart

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.

HeJohn says to HimDavid, "Stay away from the taco-truck today, just took a hot'n'steamy logger with the Firecracker Farts encore at the end!"

by rw2019 May 9, 2019

Firecracker shotgun

When your sitting on the toilet (preferably after a heavy night of drinking) where you have diarrhea, you fart at precisely the exact moment the shit deploys from the anus. Also occurring is a noise quit similar to a firecracker while the fart exits the eye. Its starts off with very loud flatulence which occurs due to the flutter of the cheeks. It quickly turns into a whistle like sound while slowly increasing in pitch. After a brief moment of silence it ends with one more powerful blast of wind exiting the rectum. All this happens in approximately 2 seconds. Since the explosion exits the bowels so quickly, the fast contraction of the anus leaves one with a burning sensation that can only be relieved by sitting on the toilet for a few minutes with out movement.

Gregor: hey man wheres cody?

Rick: uhh, I think hes in the bathroom, he drank a lot last night.

Gregor: uh-oh, i hope he didn't have a firecracker shotgun.

Rick: God Help us!

by #1googler August 2, 2012

Firecracker Mouth

someone with fucked up teeth; as if a firecracker went off in their mouth

Dude, did you see her teeth - they were fucked up!

Yea, firecracker mouth....she won't have problems with those peanut shells...

by B. Hanback December 30, 2008

Firecracker Spank

During sex, the woman is on top, and once the man announces he is going to cum, the woman dismounts and procedes to spank the man's cock against his stomach as the cum shoots up toward his face to create a firecracker effect.

Man: "Oh Baby! You make me so hot! I'm gonna' cum!"
(woman springs into action)
Woman: "Firecracker Spank!!!"
(woman vigorously slaps man's cock against his stomach and watches him shield his eyes from the cum sparks)

by Elena, Adria, Colee September 28, 2007

Firecracker dick

It’s when you blue-ball your boyfriend leaving his tip red ergo firecracker (Like the popsicle ice cream)

Aw dude you left me hanging now I got firecracker dick

by HalfHeartKing January 27, 2021

firecracker hole

When u take one up the ass and it lights the works

Brandi to one in the firecracker hole for the team

by Criaigygreggy June 27, 2017

Firecracker 500

First Coined by Pat Buchanan it means a real Hot and Saucy woman that has power. Often used to speak to a woman's appeal.

Joe: What do you think of Sarah Palin?

Pat: She's a real Firecracker 500!

by Mornin Joe July 6, 2009