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Fingerphobia

The fear of men with long fat/skinny fingers.
I was sitting next to my boyfriend when my eyes subconsciously wondered to his hands, his fingers made me have flashbacks of why I have fingerphobia.
by rea`♡ June 25, 2021
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Fingerwood

Fingers not made of wood but brown and crisp so they look like a woody snack mmmmmm...
Grlwood is shit I believe in fingerwood supremacy
by Blah bluh bleh August 14, 2021
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fingerpost

Fingerpost is an island town in the heart of St Helens, and is often considered the pride of england.

Home to the chipmunk, pats cafe and Prior, people only dream of living in Fingerpost.
Class Fingerpost innit lad
by PhilShandy October 4, 2023
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Fingerloo Mike

A big fat tub of lard with no friends who seeks attention from all the larping foids of the world.
Fingerloo is also an adjective for if someone does something foolish.
Did you see what that guy done the other day? He's a real Fingerloo Mike.
by Larpyloo February 15, 2026
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Fingernoodle

When someone or something fingers your noodle at any pace.
Albert is such a fingernoodle!!!”.
by MemeDood229 August 20, 2025
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SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend)

A talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event in South Tampa. Upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy...an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. After the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys.....while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-fuck female. Almost immediately the male (later to be known as poopy fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in.....

The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.

Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!
Next Morning:

RAK: So man how was the night

Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!

RAK: WTF that's disgusting

Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol

RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend)

Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
by SLUStreetRunner July 7, 2011
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Poopy Fingers

When you're fingering a girl and you give her the shocker, and it results in your finger(s) being covered in fecal matter.
"I just gave her the shocker and now I have poopy fingers."

Aw man, there's poopy fingers doing what he does best.
by RoyPamCassie October 6, 2010
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