fingerty

a girl who has not yet been fingered still has her fingerty. Once she has been fingered for the first time she will have lost her fingerty!

Girl 1: I've lost my fingerty!
Girl 2: To who?
Girl 1: Simon!
Simon: I THOUGHT you were tight!

by Tamsin x February 17, 2008

Filbert

The slightly more humorous version of a cantankerous old grump who thinks that everything was better in "his" day. Sighting a Filbert is usually a rare event, witnessed briefly by only a few lucky individuals and forgotten just as quickly. A Filbert can bring light and joy to everyday situations before inevitably disappearing and plunging the world back into a steaming pile of turd.

"Hey bro did you see Filbert the other day? Life was briefly amazing and then it was shit again..."

by Filbert McGrumpy March 26, 2019

fingertight

the tightes band ever.....there the shizzle

fingertight rocks my world!!

by fingertights fan March 31, 2005

Fingertologicaly

To choose a person randomly in a group.

Im gonna choose two people. The first one raises his hand and the second one im gonna choose it fingertologicaly.

by Dark_blaze37 June 21, 2008

Fingertip ping

When you see your brother jacking off and you join in

You lets fingertip ping

by Weenus September 7, 2016

The Chinese Fingertrap

When a Chinese woman is so tight that when you try to insert your penis into her vagina it gets stuck. When you try to thrust or escape, you just get deeper and more stuck until you are stuck there for eternity.

Nick: Did you hear about what happened to Jakob last week?
Cullen: No what happened?
Nick: He was trying to fuck Carly and he got stuck in The Chinese Fingertrap. He just died from starvation last week.

by SaggyNutz3 June 11, 2018

finnerty

Dumb as rocks...completely and utterly retarded...The antonym of rescourceful. Can be used to describe the opposite of anything intelligent

Leaving your purse/wallet in a room full of complete strangers a finnerty thing to do.

by Kristen Bogner April 8, 2003