Finding Chuck Norris

You cannot find Chuck Norris, but you may aswell try.

Step 1: Go onto Google.com

Step 2: Type 'Find Chuck Norris'

Step 3: Click on the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button.

Step 4: Run.

Finding Chuck Norris is the cause of a series of health problems.

by Chris Meeeek January 11, 2009

Finding Nemo

Another was of saying masturbating

I was finding nemo last night.

by Andrew Nelson October 20, 2007

finding nemo

1. the best Pixar movie to date
2. euphemism for smoking marijuna

"yo niggah i was findin nemo last night and this shark ass niggah comed up to me and was tryin to bite on mah shit"

by shark ass niggah July 7, 2003

Randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found fame

Which is what I have done just now. I feel a bit more human.

Person 1: On Urban Dictionary, I put a ploppymoppy definition in.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I hope I'll be the next Numa Numa, Leeroy Jenkins or Stolen Sidekick guy.

Person 2: So basically you are randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found fame?

Person 1: Yeah.

Person 2: You know that'll probably never get past the editors, dude.

Person 1: I know, I know.

*looks up at the sky and sheds a tear*

by Antony August 10, 2006

Finding Nemo Day

held on the 20th of october every year. it is finding nemo day, everyone should either watch the film, sing a song about finding nemo, swim a little, go touch a butt/boat, or talk to a whale.

happy finding nemo day!

by whosaidthatonethere October 20, 2009

finding nemo

A male rite of passage; to locate the clitorus.

"Sally, my boyfriend's terrible in the sack."
"Betty, he's only 11- he's probably needs help finding nemo."

by Troupster July 10, 2003

finding negro

A Sharks Tale. shite blacker version of finding nemo which uses phrases such as "aight","dawg","hup there it is",etc to appeal to "hip" people. wank.

you REALLY don't want to witness how dire this is!

by stix February 22, 2005