Karaoke Filibuster

Intentionally choosing an extraordinarily long song to perform at a Karaoke Club or during a Karaoke Party/Night as a means to block others from participating in said Karaoke.

That guy's performance of Meatloaf's "I would do anything for love" was a total karaoke filibuster.

by swag99 April 30, 2010

Fiji Water

Untouched by man, bottled at the source. Another name for a virgin.

Dude I was hittin that and she was Fiji water dude. Untouched by man.

by Savage Jerry August 16, 2016

Fujibayashi

A nerdish weeaboo from the Netherlands who enjoys stalking squirrels and stealing bottles from babies. This lonely asian boy has been known to suck @ g00nz and beg for donor after he loses a cw to nubcake br's. Fujibayashi also once stabbed a bird to death using a spoon (cuz hes asian) and drank its blood thinking he would gain the ability to fly. He then pursued his childhood dream of becoming the first pornstar with a 1inch penis. He was successful in becoming the first, but only starred in 1 porn movie, staring his cousin "Fujibaiichi".

kingsmokey: Yo fujibayashi u fucking weeaboo give me $45k for college

Fujibayashi: kk np kingsmokey ill give it to u cuz im a rich asian my family owns an oil rig

by TacoMann August 22, 2010

Fijian Mermaid

The act of using a tazer while in bed so that your partner flops around like a fish out of water, sort of like an electrically assisted donkey punch.

Dude, I was nailing Kim the other night and she wanted to try something different, so I pulled out the tazer and shocked her for a few seconds. She flopped around like a Fijian mermaid.

by Cochise79 July 16, 2006

fiji pussy

when a female's vagina has no smell or taste but is extremely wet

Bro , I ate Jennifer last night for the first time .. she got that Fiji pussy

by applepottomus April 7, 2016

FIJI

FIJI(Fee-Gee) n. 1.) A group of brothers that will never be torn apart. 2.) A fraternity unique from the start. 3.) A prestigious mark. 4.) A land in which you can find my heart

Person 1: Frats are for fags.

Person 2: I don't know, I'm in a fraternity and I've had a great experience. It's fun, I've met really great people and I've found lifelong friends through my fraternity. Plus it's how I met my wife. Do you think I'm a fag?

Person 1: No, but what kind of frat offers you all of that?

Person 2: FIJI.

by bbthethird December 17, 2008

Filibusta

A person who holds a joint for way too long and decides to act like a congressman blabbing away for no apparent reason about nothing important.

Johnny was smoking a fatty and decided to Filibusta about what he had for breakfast, lunch and dinner yesterday, while we are all waiting to get high off the joint his was holding.

by Eppyepperman October 14, 2009