Futchered

To Futcher someone is to completely and utterly DESTROY them... this is often associated with stealing someone's partner. It actually transcends even this. To be Futchered is the be brought down to such a level where you don't even have the self-motivation to kill yourself... There is only ever one single record of a man being Futchered. And it is kept in a top secret File cabinet at the centre of a top secret Military base. the victims family were placed under the Futcher protection act 1992.

Passing stranger: Holy shit! dude, are you ok?

Dude: ...I...Cant.... I........ Can you pull this trigger please??

Passing stranger: Oh no... you've been... FUTCHERED!!

by Makokasyx April 23, 2009

felcher

During anal sex when cum is released into the ass, the FELCHER is the person who removes the cum, with a straw or not.

The felcher sucked out the cum with a straw.

by Potatotron Ramone May 22, 2005

Farve-Fetched

Something that is nowhere near believeable. Almost to the point where its annoying. Cough Cough Brett Farve.

Joe: Yo dude did you hear brett farve is coming out of retirment?
Mike: WOW...JUST WOW.. thats mad Farve-Fetched

by Stevie Rockahoee August 22, 2009

ass felcher

a guy that sucks the cum out of a gay mans ass after two men have sex

the definition explains it well enough

by billy March 15, 2004

Jessica Fletcher Syndrome

Condition of a place or person that seems to attract a large number of murders without having an active part in that crime.

From the TV-show "Murder She Wrote" where every week a close friend or relative of Jessica Fletcher is either murdered or suspected of murder. Suspension of disbelief is stretched to the limit.

I think he killed them all.
Nah, he just suffers from Jessica Fletcher Syndrome.

by Puppy Zwolle April 19, 2011

Tom Fletcher

Tom Fleatcher is the main songwriter in the new hot band McFly brought up by Busted!

Tom Fleatcher co wrote most of the tracks on busteds album "A Preastent For Everyone"

by rachel January 21, 2004

Tom Fletcher

Guitarist/Singer from band McFly! Amazing guy with Natz as his biggest fan!

Beth: Natz hunny, Tom ist over there...
Natz: *dies*

by Beth Willis-Poynter January 21, 2004