Hand Fertilizer

Alternative form of hand sanitizer, used when Hand Sanitizer is no longer available. Commonly found after jacking off or inside your mom's stomach.

Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Let me get your temperature. Here's a new mask and some hand sanitizer.
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*

by Calypso Handjack December 19, 2020

fertile

Easy to impregnate
like latin women

i learned the hard way...

my name is raul and my girl friend is a fertile latina

by arihahana July 22, 2009

Fertilizer

A young female (or woman of any age) that takes the virginity of multiple men. Much as the farmer's fertilizer helps grow new plants, a woman known as a fertilizer will grow the sexual exploits of many men.

"She has been with so many men that she's like fertilizer."
"I am now a man, I have been with a fertilizer."

by K-Why August 28, 2007

invetro fertilization

To be implanted with many embyros that results in the mother having a litter of children that resembles the multiple births that dogs and cats routinely have.

Nadya Suleman had invetro fertilization that resulted in her having the litter of 8 offspring

by Mdlily February 2, 2009

fertility

The state you are in when you are getting ready to fuck

I'm in fertility

by MackSneale February 21, 2017

Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.

I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.

by Jake October 13, 2004

Fetello

A word used by someone's dumb ex girlfiend instead of felatio...

Brian sure loves fetello from his boy Bryan...

by Jdub2979 May 21, 2010