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ferreting

Ferreting is derived from the use of ferrets in hunting With their long, lean build, and inquisitive nature, ferrets are very well equipped for getting down holes. The term has evolved into a sexual context where two or more males “ferret” an unsuspecting “rabbit burrow” (female) often referred to as “the rabbit”. In the context of hunting one puts a ferret into each hole and leaving one hole available to observe and capture the discharge. To truly perform the act of ferreting one must not have washed for a good few days the participant’s skin must be rife with all the sweat, grit and revolting bodily odours that make a man a man.
ferreting has been carried out in many famous rabbit warrens including: paris hilton, katie price and watership down
by ferreter September 5, 2011
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ferret

Animal that apparentally 'kicks ass' but smells like piss.
Wow, that ferret smells like piss.
by Channy<3Aaron August 12, 2007
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Ferreting

Manovering round a night club or similar establishment, placing stickers of your face on girls breats.

A popular challenge for a stag on his last night of Freedom.

Technique: Pat Pat Grope
Dave had a good night Ferreting last night. Everywhere I turned there were ladies sporting his face on their ferrets.
by colonelburnell May 23, 2010
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The Ferret

The act of sticking your penis in a sock (of any style) and performing intercourse.
I just gave that bitch "The Ferret", and now everytime I grab her hair I get fuckin' shocked!
by the ferret creator December 14, 2011
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Ferrets

Two or more people engaging in any type of hookup in a bar or night club bathroom.
I had to call upon the bartender to remove the ferrets from the stall.
by jackecox February 16, 2013
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ferreting

A game gay males play buy letting ferrets run up their ass.
YO you seen VW today ? I bet that gay bastard is ferreting one of his rats agin.
by skawtA November 27, 2007
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ferret

1. a funny little fluffy animal :)

2. when a girl has bushy pubes that go down the inside of her leg, looks like a ferret. :(
1. aww what a cute little ferret. :)

2. OMG SHE HAS A FERRET!! AND IT YODELS! D:
by Insanity'Aflame October 2, 2010
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