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The badest biatch you will ever meet. Fern is fearless. She is hysterical to the point you where you are laughing so hard you fall and can’t breathe. Literally the funniest person you will ever meet. And she had a bit of a sweet tooth. Oh and also she is super sexy and will most likely become a stripper when she grows up.
I hung out with fern and we couldn’t stop laughing when we were playing dirty apples!
Fern by baddestbiatchvanessa July 19, 2022
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massive snake with weird eyes
omg that ferns such a snake and slag
fern by james.rice01 November 14, 2022
Fern is my fantasy girl.
Her exotic gothic street style is off-putting at first, but she's actually a very likable, funny person. She loves cheese, she writes poetry and plays the kazoo. she is simply misunderstood. No man will ever understand the way she talks, thinks, or even her perspective.

I’m happy I know a fern.
“Dude did you see fern today?” “Yea she was looking rlly gloomy”
Fern by Woahhh1989 March 31, 2025
Fucking ER (Emergency Room) Nurse

A term that was probably first coined by frustrated inpatient nurse colleagues, but has since been co-opted by ER nurses themselves.
ICU Nurse: That nurse brought their patient up here with wet linens, unlabeled lines, and way too much sedation! I'm so sick of these FERNs down in the ED!
FERN by anonymous May 15, 2026

Fern bar 

American slang for an upscale preppy/yuppie bar or tavern usually decorated with ferns as well as fixtures and furniture such as retro sofas and fake Tiffany lamps. They were popular meeting places for young singles. The phrase came into common use in the late 1970s and early 1980s.
The new pub has a nice cocktail selection but an unfortunate fern bar atmosphere.
Fern bar by Beer Titan November 26, 2010

Fern Ticket 

noun: Used by couples to go in to the ferns for sexual activities.
After a enjoyable walk in the countryside, Stuart and Fran decided to use their Fern Ticket to round off a great day.