Femophile

25-30 year old female who finds adolesent males sexually attractive. Commonly in a rut due to losing their youth and making a last ditch attempt to seem young. The species may vary usually wearing a thick protective layer of foundation and heavy eye shadow, to mask the ravages of age. Usually the males accept this to brag to peers not fully understanding the seriousness of being selected by a predator.

Also see simple male.

Femophile: Phwarrr he's fit!!

Friend: Julie, your twice his age.

Femophile: So, I could totally hit that!

Friend: ....

by lijowe March 17, 2009

Femoid

An unintelligent female.

I tried to explain to her that Charlie Kirk is actually more of a libertarian than a conservative, and this femoid didn’t even know what a libertarian was.

by Avengerq November 22, 2019

femo

Fucking emo

Fucking emo

"Look at that femo over there"

or

"Bunch of Femo's"

by JimmyH September 23, 2006

fermadipilator

Vibrator made from a vegetable toaster and a piece of copper wire.

UR mom has one under her bed.

by Mandingo1 and 2 April 28, 2005

femosterone

1. the fuel of Feminist zeitgeist.

2. of or pertaining to masculine gender qualities among females

The womens liberation movement was fueled by hundreds of years of oppression, and the femosterone of stagnant female factory workers expected to return to the household role prescribed to them by US men following WWII.

by jefferino69 October 5, 2009

femoral artery

A huge ass artery in your leg.

Peter cut his femoral artery... he's dead now.

by millionmax May 26, 2010

femonstrate

(v) A) Applying feminine principals to a person, place, thing, or event. B) The practice of woman-speak in group settings. C) an outward display of support for women's causes.
(n) Femonstrator: A) someone who protests on behalf of women's issues. B) someone who protests against mysogynist messages.
(n) Femonstration: A) A gathering in support of women's rights.

They gathered to femonstrate against actions to cut contraceptive coverage for women.

by Chubby Nice-nice August 28, 2012