Farmers Union Iced Coffee

Farmers Union Iced Coffee is an amazing iced coffee drink. It's a liquid lunch.

"Hey man, want an IC?"
"No dude, it's a Farmers Union Iced Coffee, or it's NOTHING!"

by Shaved Deer January 12, 2012

Femection

female equivalent to a raging hard-on.

Example: "Rachel had to cross her legs to conceal her femection after she saw Matt"

by raymondsexgod February 3, 2010

city farmer

A city farmer can be defined as someone who attempts to portray themselves as a farmer, even though they are from the city and have no affiliation with farming. Common behavioural patterns that are often exhibited by city farmers are as follows: Wearing John Deere or Bass Pro Shop merchandise (usually a hat), Boasting about your truck, wearing plad, packing lips (chewing tobacco) e.t.c... This term was coined in Strathroy, Ontario.

Guy 1: Hey man, checkout steve's John Deere hat, he must be a true farmer!
Guy 2: Nah, he's just another city farmer.

by strathroy February 6, 2014

Mr. Farmer

A man who is destined to rape his students, particularly male. Press on 7th graders of the “thicc” variety mainly.

Dante : that girl over there is pretty hot, I want some

Henry : are you mr. farmers son?

by Mr. Farmer October 15, 2018

femenazi

A person who justifies their hate for men by calling it "feminism". Is not a true activist for feminism, which is the equality of the sexes, but rather an advocate of Matriarchy (women in complete power). Frequently, this person believes that women are more intelligent and generally better because they have vaginas.

Jenny is a feminist. She believes in equality between sexes by advocating women's rights.

Susan is a femenazi. She hates men and everything that has to do with them because they have penises. She justifies this by calling herself a feminist. Susan is not a feminist. Susan is a bitch.

by kawwl December 2, 2013

mushroom farmer

Somebody who treats people like mushrooms - keeps them in the dark, whilst feeding them shit.

A manager who fails to inform his staff of important details, whilst spewing forth a large quantity of "management speak" such as "at the end of the day, we have to move the goal posts for team productivity, and embrace more bluesky thinking"

by Evil Ed April 22, 2005

farmers blow

Blowing your nose with out a tissue by pushing on one nostril and blowing out the other to get rid of boogers and snot.

When I am out running I don't carry tissue so when I need to blow my nose I just do a farmers blow.

by golfnut23 March 13, 2009