felching

This is an act which someone sucks, sometimes with a straw, semen out of another's vagina or ass.

Boy, I sure am parched. I sure could go for felching your ass right about now.

by MsAshley December 7, 2006

felch

to suck cum out of an ass whole,booty,bum,ass,bottom

rabbii felched his best mates brother in the shower while pulling him off,so did johny boy

by roger tims September 26, 2007

Felching

A hardcore gay sex act between homosexual males during which the top sucks out the semen he deposited into his partner's anus. Contrary to homophobic belief, the top generally refrains from performing such an act unless the bottom was well douched, the anus appears clean, and no lubricant (or edible lubricant) was used. Also note that felching is not a popular homosexual act as most gay men do not enjoy the taste of their own semen.

When Joey walked into the gym locker room, he couldn't help but get an erection after stumbling upon a beefy football jock felching out a hairy daddybear's tight butt.

by Horny Joey January 27, 2009

felch

V. The act of sucking semen from an anus, typically another male's, and then either swallowing it, or kissing your partner and planting it in their mouths.

Dude, I really wanna felch. Get over here!

by Felcher March 14, 2005

felch

to lick out the cum you have just injected into someone's anus. Usually performed by gay men.

Rob took it upon himself to felch his gay lover.

by sp00ky May 14, 2004

felch

Felch has two meanings, depending on where you come from (ho ho, nearly a pun, there) and what sort of sexual community you belong to.

It's other meaning does indeed refer to the practise of de-fanging & de-clawing small rodentia (typically gerbils or hamsters) and inserting them into one's bottom for the sexual pleasure derived from the twisting & twitching of their death throes as they suffocate.

Roman soldiers also used to take advantage of an animal's death throes by sodomising geese, breaking their necks at the moment of orgasm.

So there you go.

God knows how much people do actually partake of rodent felching, mind. It seems a hell of a lot of fuss to go to just for a nice feeling up your bum. Why not try a twisty vibrator? They're resuable & far better for the karma.

Dennis went to the pet shop for some felching supplies

by Laurie August 23, 2004

FELCH

To suck cum out of someone's asshole.

After I fucked him, I felched him. Got a mouthful of my own cum!

by WTF33139 August 27, 2009