Friend: "Dude, why'd you guys leave the party last night?
Dude: "Oh man, we walk in and my girl she says that she saw her ex-best friend there with someone's else's boyfriend and they were making out and she was afraid what she might do and would she have to tell her other friend who might be trying to date this dude because she'd be all busted up if she heard it from someone else first and found out she knew. It was a femergency, we HAD to leave."
Friend: "Too bad, the beer was great."
Dude: "Oh man, we walk in and my girl she says that she saw her ex-best friend there with someone's else's boyfriend and they were making out and she was afraid what she might do and would she have to tell her other friend who might be trying to date this dude because she'd be all busted up if she heard it from someone else first and found out she knew. It was a femergency, we HAD to leave."
Friend: "Too bad, the beer was great."
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My wife: Kev, I really want to spice up our sex, its been so so boring lately!
Me: How about I Wheeler Feeler you!
My wife: I would love that, you are such a good boy!
Me: How about I Wheeler Feeler you!
My wife: I would love that, you are such a good boy!
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Jack: Have you heard what Len did?
Randon: Yeah, he’s such a Slop Feeper. Couldn’t ever get me to agree with him.
Randon: Yeah, he’s such a Slop Feeper. Couldn’t ever get me to agree with him.
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Get the The Deer Feeder mug.A term for an emotional individual. The F found in 8 of 16 MBTI types. Prioritises emotions over logical conclusions.
Often has mental breakdowns. In which case, don't try and give a solution to their problems. Just listen.
Often has mental breakdowns. In which case, don't try and give a solution to their problems. Just listen.
INTJ: Yeah, he's a feeler. I could tell by his endless emotional havoc that tears down the walls I built around my heart.
ENFP: Am I really that bad?
INTJ: Marginally better than ESFP. Not only is she a feeler, she's a sensor. And all sensors are unintelligent animals.
ENFP: Wow, are you saying that sarcastically?
ENFP: Am I really that bad?
INTJ: Marginally better than ESFP. Not only is she a feeler, she's a sensor. And all sensors are unintelligent animals.
ENFP: Wow, are you saying that sarcastically?
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