fapstalgia

The nostalgic feeling one gets when finding old pornography.

Found this old dirty magazine from when I was 16, I was overcome with fapstalgia, it was like jerking off in a time machine.

by CockslapMcCool April 14, 2014

Fustamunge

Debris of questionable or unknown origin that is often bioburden

“The improperly cleaned lumened instrument was full of fustamunge”

by MCPgh412 March 4, 2019

Faustus

Something about otters.

National Geographic: Today, 100,000 to 150,000 sea otters are protected by law.
Guy 1: Who on earth would protect such useless animals...
Guy 2: You probably haven't met a Faustus.

by ShortMart July 12, 2011

fauxtato salad

A term of art in the theatrical world. Any combination of ingestible fruit (optimally chopped apples) and dairy products (optimally yogurt) combined to give the impression of potato salad on stage.

Michael's show included an eating scene, so he concocted some fauxtato salad to make it easier to swallow before his next scene.

by flyingdog August 26, 2009

Mo Fasta

More Faster. Ebonic term for saying 'let us achive a higher velocity'

"Yo Paul lets get this bitch goin Mo Fasta!"

by thegreatone259 September 18, 2005

fagstag

The male version of a faghag.
A straight male with a gay confidant.
Perhaps call his confidant a stagfag

g1> Those two are always talking...I didn't know Jon was gay.
g2> Nah, he's just fagstagging.

by Seth March 4, 2004

fauxstalgia

A fake feeling of nostalgia for something old you didn't actually experience - like Instagram filters and throwback branding from before you could actually walk.

The 20-year old said the X-Pro II filter in Instagram really gave him fauxstalgia for the good old days back in the 1970's.

by TheMaggiest April 16, 2015