Plain of Fattitude

The point at which a girl is so fat that her ass becomes flat, additionally that ass fat may transfer to the crotch in some cases.

Damn, Shelley has reached the plain of fattitude.

by Hemeroid McGee June 3, 2018

Plain Of Fattitude

When a girl becomes so fat, her ass becomes flat. May also transfer fat to the crotch.

Damn, she has hit the plain of fattitude

by Hemeroid McGee June 4, 2018

fattitude

(noun) Spending your time doing one of the following: eating, talking about what you just ate or thinking about what you are going to eat next. Often associated with being overweight.

I would exercise, but it interferes with my fattitude.

by cyclosaurus January 22, 2009

Fagitude

The extremity of one's gayness. A level of homosexuality.

When he enters the room, no one can stand the level of fagitude which follows him in.

by Keith (Jesus) December 16, 2003

Fartitude

Somebody who pushes their farts out as loud as possible hoping to cause misery and suffering

Eeeeew, I'm not getting in the elevator with him, he has "fartitude"

I hate sharing a bed with someone who has "fartitude"

by Beckrocks April 11, 2016

fratitude

The state of mind in which one embraces those things that are truly fratty and rejects those things which exemplify douchebaggery.

Dude, you don't have the right fratitude. You are walking the thin line between fratty and douchebaggery.

by let's get fratty September 19, 2010

Flatitude

The density of farticles in a particular expulsion of passed gas or fart.

That one was high flatitude. It made my dog's eyes tear.

by Racquet Smasher June 8, 2018