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You are NOT the father

If you are on the Maury show, and as your head is producing a shower of sweat, to hear those words is like dodging a bullet Maxtrix style. You gloat and probably dance around while that hoe breaks down in tears and runs off to the backstage area to cry harder and sometimes louder.
"In the case of 7th month old child Shauna, Jason, you are NOT the father."

*She breaks down in tears and runs off backstage while Jason does a Michael Jackson impersonation and yells, "THE KID IS NOT MY SON!!!"*
by Royal_Defense710 October 18, 2014
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illegitimate father

1. A father who does not acknowledge his children.

2. A father who acknowledges a child or children privately and not publicly.

3. A father who acknowledges paternity but does not take responsibility equal to the mother for meeting the child's needs.
Thomas Jefferson was an illegitimate father of a number of children.
by Denverite3 December 12, 2014
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father ted

by dave August 15, 2003
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No, I am your father

The correct famous phrase in The Empire Strikes back when Luke confronts Vader...
Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.

Vader: No, I am your father.

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Kratos3 June 15, 2009
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Father McFondles

Generic name for a priest who molests children.
No Father McFondles! I don't want to play deep sea submarines again!
by Procket Man April 5, 2015
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Fatherless

A kind of insult used against cringe kids
Mostly Dream smp stans though
Person 1: I'm dreamsexual!~
Intellectual: Here we see some hella Fatherless behaviour
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Fathima

basically a quiet person who doesn't usually need to voice their opinion but when they do , everyone takes notice. Also, they're batshit around the people they're comfortable with.
Example : if we could all be like the Fathima's of this world.
by Konnichiwachowing August 16, 2017
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