Mexican Artifacts

Any trash that you find buried in your yard that you know Mexican workers were.

Wayne: While digging in my yard today me and my dad found some Mexican Artifacts
Stephen: Really? what were they?
Wayne: O you know re bar, Carl's Junior bags, and nails

by Zorloc March 24, 2009

Samwise Fartfart

that generic friend called sam, thinks he's a hero but his only interesting trait is that his farts smell like pork and shame, just like his bedroom

Samwise Fartfart: come watch me play batman in my room, i'm sooooo sick at it

Everyone: can you please close your bedroom door, my eyes are burning

by yossibenayoun April 5, 2021

Fartface

An individual who has the constant stench of flatulent surrounding their face.

-'Have you ever met that Dan Williamson?'
-'Yes and his face smelt of farts...'
-'It's not his fault, he is a fartface, a dissorder he was born with'
-'Unforgivable'

by Enjoysthewin November 26, 2011

fartfactory

A person who has chronic gas can be called a fartfactory

You fart a lot in your sleep, your such a fartfactory!

by ATLSteve June 2, 2011

fartfacedog

___________; something you use to say when you are at a loss for words
something you use when you try to censor yourself.

goshhh stop being such a fartfacedog!

by fartfaceddog January 26, 2007

Fartificial Intelligence

In business (mostly ineffectual meetings), the ability to use high-tech buzzwords and industry acronyms as a smokescreen for lack of certainty and/or subject matter expertise.

When asked how the NFT and VR initiatives would affect MQLs, the marketing director displayed fartificial intelligence by quickly pivoting to the lack of efficiencies and cross-functional support for longer-term, mission-driven ROI efforts that promote sustainability and increase engagement across the global ecosystem.

by C. B. LEE October 23, 2022

fartimacy

The familiarity a person shares with another whereby farting is casual and comfortable in the presence of one another.

I'd worked with this guy for years but it wasn't till we shared a hotel room at convention that we became fartimates. When we got back to work the next week we'd achieved fartimacy.

by elkevelvet January 20, 2018