Deadbeat Farter

A person that farts and doesn’t/won’t claim it, or wanders away without taking responsibility.

“That was awful! Who shit?”
*crickets*
“It was probably the boss. He’s a deadbeat farter.”

by Cloverleaf February 22, 2021

Farheen

An amazingly gorgeous individual that is hard to find. Often, Farheen's are big-hearted and come in an all in one package.

If she's not a Farheen, I won't date her.

by sm2194 January 15, 2012

fartgender

fartgender is when someone identifies as a human/animals bodily excretions
the pronouns are poo/pee

hey john, im fartgender!

by genderconisssour November 18, 2020

farheen

When a person skips during a test day and comes in the next day knowing all the answers to the test from friends.
(It is a form of cheating)

vincent-"Hey is there a math test today?"

michael-"Yeah a test on unit four."

vincent-"What! I did not study at all, you know what, I'm going to pull a farheen."

by blast600 November 25, 2008

fartlet

A small release of gas from the anus, but of a smaller quantity than that of a regular fart. One can release a series of fartlets and achieve the same rank effect as a whole fart.

Justin: "I just let out a bunch of fartlets when I was walking past that guy"

Josh: "Nice!"

by bumbobway January 6, 2007

I just farted

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”

As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.

by goodlord! January 5, 2021

damn, she farted on my dick

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

by theleroy27 February 17, 2017