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Fartcannon

I have a great fartcannon for twerking and shaking
by elsa'sfriend April 20, 2018
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Fartception

1. When you can smell your fart in another person's fart.

2. When two people fart at the a time .
Ashwin : I farted

Josh : You nasty F*ck ! Your insides must be deteriorating and rotting to produce a foul smell like this.What the hell did you eat !? *farts*

Ashwin : =.='''

Josh : I farted too..Oooh the aroma, the texture, the profound nature of it all, this is the art of a genius encapsulated in gas

Ashwin : Basically, you can smell your fart in my fart.

Josh : It's a fartception !
by zingeraddict November 8, 2011
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Fartapples

The culinary skidmark otherwise known as the scotch egg
"what the hell is that funky smell?"
"my ass. sorry, i've been munching fartapples all morning"

"fresh homemade fartapples! get them while they're mediocre at best"

"What a lovely picnic. could somebody pass the fartapples please?"

"did you know that fartapples were invented by stalin, john wayne gacy and darth vader, and the scottish are almost definitely not actually responsible for them?"
"wow! they're due an apology!"
by el reeko January 14, 2010
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fartcakes

A word used instead of shit, fuck, etc. i actually could mean anything you want it to mean. Fartcakes is just a fun word to say randomly.
"Oh fartcakes! I hate her so much! That girl is such a fartcake"
by Rae' January 29, 2008
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fartcannoning

The words and ideas that come out of some smelly fucking shit mouthed meninist anti-sjw vampire to irritate the holy fuck out of women and other minorities.
Dumbass lil white boy: Women and black people are so dumb ahaha
Me: Keep fartcannoning that ugly ass thought process of yours. AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!! BAHAHA!
by Duckingchickenhammit July 6, 2015
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fartcake

a cake made from durian fruit, which smells like a fucking fart to begin with. Can be found at a Chinese bakery.
"Anyone want a piece of fartcake?"
by MikeVBart September 28, 2008
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fartcakes

sometimes mistaken as fatcakes when the 'R' key on your keyboard is sticky
mc, see you later fartcakes
by poppin my collar May 16, 2006
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