Armageddon

A fight between God and Devil. Usually occurs at the end of the world.
I hope god wins, of course.
It will happen in year 5050. (check out my definition for 2012.)

God: I will win and recreate the earth!
People of the earth: The Armageddon is happening! YAY!
Satan: You will never defeat me!
*GOD AND SATAN FIGHT FOR 12 HOURS*
*Satan is defeated*
God: HAHA! I can recreate the earth!
People of the earth: wait! we need air! *die*
God: *recreates earth*
LOL! Was that awesome?

by u2dvdbono August 20, 2010

Armageddon

A felching session gone wrong.

Lighting the match was my first mistake, Armageddon.

by Semi Four June 9, 2016

armageddon sandwich

A sandwich consisting of two slices of old bread with a piece of paper in the middle that says "ARMAGEDDON". It is a weird prank that is mailed to it's victim and there is no known reason behind the prank. Introduced in 2007.

My brother got an ARMAGEDDON SANDWICH in the mail yesterday and still hasn't figured out who sent it or what it even means.

by mysterious prank January 3, 2008

Armageddon

1. The theory of the apocalypse.
2. A crappy movie

1. Those people at the Bapti-Dome are ready for Armageddon!
2. Armageddon suck ass!

by TheRubberDucky October 12, 2003

Armageddon Dildos

1. Cold War slang for Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.

2. Early 90's German EBM/Industrial Band. Songs include: East West, Homicidal Maniac, Never Mind, & Big Tits (Russ Meyer Version).

1. Those commies are gonna be shootin' armageddon dildos at america!

2. I just saw Armageddon Dildos live! Fuckin' good EBM show!

by Ogopogo May 7, 2009

Armageddon

The act of violent anal sex, wherein the man's penis penetrates through the woman's rectal wall and enters her vagina.

I thought anal with Ryan's mom Adair was great, but then I really put some effort into it, and I was able to achieve armageddon. Unfortunately she defecated through her vagina for a week.

by pungmagic January 2, 2012

Sexual Armageddon

When your "Bruce Willis" plants a bomb inside her "Asteroid" and a gigantic explosion ensues, usually resulting in at least one casualty.

"Hey, have you met Jessica House?"
"Yeah man, she's a real Sexual Armageddon" *Wink wink nudge nudge*

by Steve-o's words and such April 7, 2010