Facation

A lie used to get out of a certain job, a fake vacation.

"Due to my facation, I couldn't attend the dance this year."

by Redvines_what_can't_they_do January 12, 2013

flying in formation

When a group of inebriated people all assume incorrectly that a story teller at a party is using a word as slang or metaphor, rather than its literal meaning. Ex: "I used to be a pretty skilled crop-duster." The speaker is a pilot, not a passer of gas.

Those dudes were totally flying in formation when they started laughing uncontrollably at Winnie when she said, "Do I smell popcorn?" Because we were actually making popcorn.

by nullvoid August 9, 2015

farction

n. A fraction of a fart.

"Bobby did you just fart?"
"Nah, it was just a farction"

by toastyj August 28, 2014

H Formation

Sex position used during a threesome. 1 guy doggy-styles the ho standing up while the other guy receives head standing up. The positioning of the three forms the letter "H".

Fabian and Fabio pulled off the H formation on this one biotch. Fabian rammed her from behind while Fabio was getting head.

by SnakeBiter October 14, 2009

Fakation

A company-mandated unpaid vacation, becoming more and more common as the economy sours.

"Dude, why aren't you working today?"

"I'm on fakation. I can't afford to go anywhere, 'cuz it's unpaid."

by jc2 April 12, 2009

Falation Nation

The fraternal order of men who don't always get head but when they do, they like it!

Ryan is the founder of the Falation Nation and is working to make the world suck, one woman at a time.

by The Keebler May 2, 2012

penisoidal formation

When you're so much of a dickhead you're actually beggining to look like one.

Him: Dude, I totally did your sister.
You: You're dead you penisoidal formation.

by Forseti April 30, 2006