Similar to the typically viewed go faster stripes, too faster stripes are apparant on vehicles of safe speedsters, where the stripe is only visable on the bonet of the car and does not exceed past the owners "speed limit needs" through taking a full go faster stripe.
Guy1: Dewd i want some go faster stripes on my car!
Technician: Ok!
technician finishes stripes on bonet and moves onto doing the roof...
Guy1: NOOO! STOP! IT'LL GO TOOOO FAST! DUN WANT IT TOO GO TO FAST!!!
thus the too faster stripes are born.
Technician: Ok!
technician finishes stripes on bonet and moves onto doing the roof...
Guy1: NOOO! STOP! IT'LL GO TOOOO FAST! DUN WANT IT TOO GO TO FAST!!!
thus the too faster stripes are born.
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Fake hipsters. They look the same, dress the same but in real life they are actually just like the majority, some regular boring job, no political opinion on anything or any sense of creativity.
Check out that guy with the hat and the greasy beard, he must be working for Google or something. He works with my dad in the post office as a clerk - classic fipster!
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Amoung many others this word was also created by the Egyption Prince of Dates and was often related to the speed of his camels.
Amoung many others this word was also created by the Egyption Prince of Dates and was often related to the speed of his camels.
by 8 stair July 26, 2004
Get the Fasterun mug.A portemeau of 'fad' and 'hipster.'Used mostly to distinguish between true cultural hipsters from the retired scene kids, who are fashion hipsters. Often, but not always, lacking the cultural curiousity and interest in abstract pursuits which define being a hipster, but rather associate in a bandwagon like fashion united in bad fashion, beer, and music.
Ex:
"oh you had a doritos taco, sir?"
"I know I was being a total fadster, brah."
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"What is that music that sounds like suicide set to orchestrals?"
"oh, my neighbor is a complete fadster he also wears skinny jeans and is always telling me about music he knows i do not listen to."
"how do you manage?"
"his girlfriend only wears tights bends over a lot, i think she likes me, i heard she has a secret thing for black guys."
"fadsters, those girls are pretty cute though."
"enough to manage."
"oh you had a doritos taco, sir?"
"I know I was being a total fadster, brah."
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"What is that music that sounds like suicide set to orchestrals?"
"oh, my neighbor is a complete fadster he also wears skinny jeans and is always telling me about music he knows i do not listen to."
"how do you manage?"
"his girlfriend only wears tights bends over a lot, i think she likes me, i heard she has a secret thing for black guys."
"fadsters, those girls are pretty cute though."
"enough to manage."
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